Huge Deals on Hot Stuff


After talking about doing this for YEARS, my big sex yard sale is finally here! Basically I am cleaning out my massive collection of sex toys and products and that means you can score some great deals on really fun stuff! I anticipate you might have some questions so I’ve put together the section below with everything you need to know before you shop!

Stuff you should know:

First things first: I CAN ONLY SHIP TO THE CONTINENTAL US. Sorry for yelling but apparently this wasn’t clear enough when I first published the page.

 How “used” are these items? Some of these items were used once and then cleaned. Many were never used at all. Some were never even opened at all. Some are open but complete with all their original packaging because I got them, opened them, and then put them away. Others have no packaging because I thought I would use them and then didn’t (or used them as part of my attractive toy displays). Only things I know 100% for sure I never used (honestly, so many toys come into my house that I do lose track of what was used) are labeled UNUSED. Everything available here (with the exception of the Liberator cushion which has been washed and the lubes and oils which are all sealed) is made with nonporous materials and thus completely sanitizable.

I have checked all the motorized toys to ensure they still charge and work as they should.

All that said, if the thought of buying secondhand sex toys skeeves you out, this is not the sale for you.

Where is everything? The sale contains multiple sections which you can navigate to by clicking on the titles below. You can also just scroll through the whole page to make sure you don’t miss anything. NOTE: after much deliberation vibrating cock rings are filed under “Couples Toys” instead of “Penises & Prostates”.

How did you figure out pricing? Most everything is at least 50% off its retail price with lots of stuff being significantly more discounted. For unused, very cool, or typically expensive items the prices are a bit higher, going up to $45. For smaller, older, unpackaged, or typically less expensive items the prices are lower, going as low as $9.

Did you write all of the descriptions? I did not write the descriptions for these items. The descriptions are 100% yoinked from the product listings and I posted them with minor edits and occasional commentary.

What do I get with this toy? Items that say “ORIGINAL PACKAGING” come with everything you would have gotten if you bought the toy in the store. Other items say things like “TOY ONLY” or “TOY, CHARGER, AND STORAGE BAG ONLY”. Some of the unpackaged toys still have their manuals and that is noted in the description. Also, if you buy early you may get some bonus sexy swag free with your purchase.

What color is the toy? Unless otherwise specified, the available product is the same color as the image displayed.

How much is shipping?:  Shipping is $5 for the first item and $2 for each additional item. Shipping costs will be added automatically.

You can ship to Alaska/Canada/England/The Netherlands/Australia/Tanzania, right?: No. Again, I can only ship to the continental United States. Apologies to the rest of the world.

Will my package ship right away? TBH, no. In order to maintain my sanity, I will be sending out groups of approximately once a week while this sale lasts.

Can I get a discount?: Absolutely! A 10% discount will automatically be applied to any purchases over $100. 

Where’s the shopping cart?: The shopping cart is at the bottom of the page. When you add an item the page will refresh and you can see your item in the cart by scrolling down (if you get to an ad for my book, you have scrolled too far)

Okay, now that all of that is out of the way, let’s get down to it (but please remember, I CAN ONLY SHIP TO THE CONTINENTAL US)!

Where do you want to go?

 Vibrators & Clitoral StimulatorsCouples Toys ★ Dildos
Butt Stuff ★ Penises & ProstatesKegels & Dilators
Massage Oil & Lube ★ Everything Else

 


Vibrators & Clitoral Stimulators

Berman Center Aphrodite Infrared Rechargeable Massager (TOY, CHARGER, AND ONE ATTACHMENT ONLY)

Berman Center Aphrodite Infrared Rechargeable Massager (TOY, CHARGER, AND ONE ATTACHMENT ONLY)

NOTE: This toy came with 3 silicone attachments but I can’t for the life of me find two of them. The one I have is the one in the picture. DETAILS: Dr Laura Berman’s Aphrodite recharging massager was designed to give you and your partner exactly what you need. Massaging head with flexible joint, 2 speeds with low infrared heat to enhance circulation and feeling.

Available Qty: 1

Blush Noje W3 Mini Wand-Style Vibrator (TOY AND CHARGER ONLY, UNUSED)

Blush Noje W3 Mini Wand-Style Vibrator (TOY AND CHARGER ONLY, UNUSED)

The Noje W3 Mini Wand Style Vibrator features 10 deep, rumbly vibrating functions consisting of 5 speeds and 5 unique rhythms. It’s made of body safe ABS plastic, with a 100% silicone sleeve. Waterproof, suitable for bath and shower play, and easy to clean. The magnetic USB charging cable clicks on, and the light indicator tells you when your toy is fully charged and ready to play! Noje is the Swedish word for pleasure and the Noje W3. lives up to its name.

Size: 5.25″ Length x 1.25″ Width

Fun Factory Dolly Bi Waterproof Rechargeable Mini Rabbit Vibrator (TOY AND CHARGER ONLY)

Fun Factory Dolly Bi Waterproof Rechargeable Mini Rabbit Vibrator (TOY AND CHARGER ONLY)

This rechargeable minivibrator is 100 % waterproof. With its gently curved snout made of smooth, medical-grade silicone, it can be used to stimulate the G-spot while the fin tickles and teases the clitoris. Dolly BI can also be used anally. With it’s fun and friendly dolphin shape, the Dolly BI is ideal for beginners. Made of 100 % medical grade silicone.

Hot Octopuss Queen Bee (TOY, CHARGER and STORAGE BAG ONLY)

Hot Octopuss Queen Bee (TOY, CHARGER and STORAGE BAG ONLY)

The Queen Bee with patented PulsePlate Technology™

Founded on medical science and patented across the world, the Queen Bee is a powerful next-generation clitoral stimulator.

Unlike conventional sex toys, the Queen Bee uses a ‘piston’-type mechanism in order to generate extremely deep and rumbly oscillations.

Waterproof, USB-Rechargeable, 6 Vibration patterns

Je Joue Ooh (ORIGINAL PACKAGING, UNUSED)

Je Joue Ooh (ORIGINAL PACKAGING, UNUSED)

The Ooh concept centers around a powerful (and USB-rechargeable), hard-plastic vibrating motor onto which the modular silicone attachments can be affixed, for a different sex toy each time. This set includes the vibrating motor and charger as well as three attachments: Classic Vibrator, Pebble, Cock Ring. The Motor and Classic Vibrator have been opened but not used. The other two attachments are still sealed. Manual included.

Jimmyjane Form 5 Massager (TOY AND CHARGER ONLY)

Jimmyjane Form 5 Massager (TOY AND CHARGER ONLY)

Micro-thin, spreadable wings provide supple sensation to sensitive erogenous zones, or gently wrap around his shaft for an intensified experience that can be enjoyed solo or with a partner. Manual included.
The firm pleasure dome offers concentrated pleasure with five modes and six pulsating patterns that then radiate into the wings for an experience unlike any other.
Travel-ready with a convenient button lock so you’ll never have to worry about creating a buzz in public.
Body-safe, phthalate-free platinum silicon and stainless steel; High performance lithium ion battery runs over 4 hours on a single charge

LELO Mona 2 Silicone Rechargeable Waterproof G-Spot Vibrator (TOY AND CHARGER ONLY)

LELO Mona 2 Silicone Rechargeable Waterproof G-Spot Vibrator (TOY AND CHARGER ONLY)

MONA™ 2 is the upgraded version of LELO’s popular full-feeling G-Spot vibrator, now with 100% increased vibration power alongside fully-waterproof versatility. Made with smooth, body- safe silicone, MONA™ 2 boasts six powerful stimulation modes and curves in all the right places. No other G-Spot massager offers a comparable presence to MONA™ 2, always delivering the most satisfying experiences within.

LELO ORA Oral Sex Simulator (TOY AND CHARGER ONLY)

LELO ORA Oral Sex Simulator (TOY AND CHARGER ONLY)

For those solo sessions when you yearn for a seductive, sensual tongue—now you can thrill to an oral sex simulator that offers the kind of variation you might expect from a sophisticated lover! This round, easy-to-grasp toy, made of ultra-smooth FDA approved silicone, features a moving element covered by just a thin layer of silicone that is capable of delivering long swirling strokes as well as fast flicks on and around the clitoris. It can move in full and half circles, with 10 rotation and vibration settings in all, plus its INTENSE setting (complete with memory function) offers a 30% stronger surge whenever you want the extra sensation. Completely waterproof to a depth of 3 feet and rechargeable via wall socket with 90 days standby. Provides one hour of use, so go ahead—luxuriate in the sensations!

Lovehoney Deluxe Extra Powerful Plug-In Massage Wand Vibrator (TOY ONLY, UNUSED)

Lovehoney Deluxe Extra Powerful Plug-In Massage Wand Vibrator (TOY ONLY, UNUSED)

Everybody loves an upgrade and it’s no different when it comes to your wand. The Deluxe is your ultimate new pleasure partner. With a host of thrilling speeds and patterns, a simple flick of the finger will turbo-charge both its power and your orgasms.

Push buttons adorn the sleek body of the wand, and control the 10 fierce speeds and 20 pulsating patterns. A flexible neck makes it easy for the smooth silicone head to massage the contours of your body.

Plug into the wall socket only – this wand is for external use.

OhMiBod Lovelife Cuddle G-Spot Vibe (TOY AND CHARGER ONLY)

OhMiBod Lovelife Cuddle G-Spot Vibe (TOY AND CHARGER ONLY)

The Lovelife Cuddle is a USB-rechargeable vibe that’s curved for G-Spot stimulation.
7 vibration functions, each with 6 adjustable intensity levels |
Designed for firm G-spot pressure |
Silicone shaft, ABS plastic handle |
Splashproof (not submersible)

Pure Romance Opening Act 30 Function Clitoral Vibrator (TOY AND CHARGER ONLY, UNUSED)

Pure Romance Opening Act 30 Function Clitoral Vibrator (TOY AND CHARGER ONLY, UNUSED)

The exhilarating prelude to every late-night show, Opening Act is contoured for your pleasure with 30 spellbinding vibrations and pulsing patterns. This USB rechargeable, waterproof, scene-stealing silicone vibrator is designed to tantalize your clitoris, but you can also dance it down your every curve for a thrilling full-body massage. Length: 6.5 in./16.5 cm; girth: 4.25 in./11 cm

Sola Sync Wireless Remote 10-Function Rechargeable Silicone Wand (TOY, REMOTE, CHARGER, & STORAGE BAG ONLY)

Sola Sync Wireless Remote 10-Function Rechargeable Silicone Wand (TOY, REMOTE, CHARGER, & STORAGE BAG ONLY)

The Sola Sync Wand Massager is sexy, state of the art and stylish! Sync was designed with an extra long ergonomic handle that allows one to stimulate all those hard to reach areas on your neck, back , shoulders and of course the erogenous zones. Sync also comes with a wireless remote that allows one change patterns and speed with ease. In other words you don’t have to stop midway through your session to find the perfect setting. Enjoy powerful massage vibrations with a touch of a button!

Features :

Rechargeable with USB Adapter or Dock
10 Vibration functions – 2 Button control
100% Ultra Soft Silicone
Wireless Remote – up to 40 feet away
Waterproof for shower time fun. Manual included.

Tantus Rumble (TOY AND CHARGER ONLY)

Tantus Rumble (TOY AND CHARGER ONLY)

Rumble is the first-ever featherweight personal massager. Rumble is simple: mid-range power, easily held by most anyone, with controls in a logical place and a contact surface that can be removed and cleaned hygienically. Unlike most other personal massagers, Rumble is accessible to a diverse range of body types as well as abilities.

Velvet Thruster Mini Teddy Ultra Powerful Thrusting Silicone Dildo (ORIGINAL PACKAGING...sort of. See note below)

Velvet Thruster Mini Teddy Ultra Powerful Thrusting Silicone Dildo (ORIGINAL PACKAGING…sort of. See note below)

NOTE: Here’s the deal. I am selling the Mint Green Velvet Thruster but I also have an unopened red one that I would like to keep so, I will package this one in the box from the red one, with all the stuff that comes with it. The Velvet Thruster Mini Teddy Ultra Powerful Thrusting Silicone Dildo is the next leap in Velvet’s Thruster series. It’s designed to deliver a powerful orgasmic thrust in a package just the right size and the right price with AMAZING power.

Meet the Thruster Mini Teddy, a revolutionary handheld thrusting dildo.

Zumio X Oscillating Rechargeable Clitoral Stimulator (ORIGINAL PACKAGING)

Zumio X Oscillating Rechargeable Clitoral Stimulator (ORIGINAL PACKAGING)

Deep, pinpoint stimulation and precise control are the hallmarks of the Zumio clitoral vibrator. The compact tip of the Zumio contains Spiro Tip™ Technology – it oscillates with a massaging effect that is able to reach deeper while still remaining gentle on nerve-endings.

Features:

Low vibration handle will not irritate of numb the hand during play
8 settings
USB Rechargeable
Splash proof (not waterproof)
Dimensions: 7 inches high by 1.04 inches wide (base); tip measures 0.173 inches
Materials: ABS Plastic, Medical-grade silicone, Engineering-grade Thermoplastic

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Couples Toys

Kiiroo Onyx & Pearl (TOYS, CHARGERS AND SOME ORIGINAL PACKAGING- see note )

Kiiroo Onyx & Pearl (TOYS, CHARGERS AND SOME ORIGINAL PACKAGING- see note )

NOTE: Okay so technically this is two products but they are capable of connecting for long distance play so you may as well have both. If you really want just one or the other, email me. The Onyx comes in its original box but the Pearl is just the toy and charger. Here are the deets: ONYX: Onyx brings a whole new sensory experience to the internet: Intimate touch.
Inside Onyx are 10 contracting rings that work together to give you the
feeling of real-time intercourse.

Each Onyx is capable of connecting with a KIIROO Pearl, or another KIIROO Onyx, and receiving data from those devices. In short, you can truly feel your partner’s touch, in real-time, all over the world.
PEARL: The 5 haptic technology
rings put your partner’s pleasure right in your hands, by replicating
the movement of your touch to his KIIROO Onyx.

The powerful vibrating motor and ergonomic shape make Pearl
great vibrator in it’s own right too. With Pearl, you’re in control.

CONNECTIVITY:
On the Kiiroo social platform, you can securely connect with your partner while they control your device remotely. Whether you’re in the same room or thousands of miles away, you can feel their touch like never before. (Don’t worry, you can still use our devices with Skype, FaceTime, and other platforms.)

SAFETY:
Our platform isn’t just revolutionary: It’s a whole new experience that’s completely secure. Each session is individually numbered, visible only to you and your partner. We don’t store your data on our servers, either. Your information is yours, just like the intimacy you share.If you don’t want to play online, our devices easily connect locally to your computer via Bluetooth. It’s plug and play, with your partner.

L’Amourose Paramour Partner Set (TOYS AND CHARGER ONLY, UNUSED)

L’Amourose Paramour Partner Set (TOYS AND CHARGER ONLY, UNUSED)

Oh, L’Amourose, we hardly knew ye! This defunct toy company did some rad stuff, including this kit which I just don’t use. The centerpiece of the Paramour Partner pleasure kit is the vibrating egg which can be used independently or with the included remote control. The egg acts as an interchangeable vibrator that can be used between various sleeves within the set to create a new vibrator. The three sleeves that are included in this set are:

Mae- A cradle for the bullet which can then be inserted as a vibrating egg, or Kegel massager. The cradle has a retrieval cord for easy removal. |
Clark- A Gentlemen’s ring sleeve which acts as a vibrating cock ring for enhanced erections, delayed orgasms and increased stimulation during intimate activity. |

Lana- A partner specific cradle which can be worn solo, or during sex, to provide stimulation to both the g-spot and clitoris at the same time. Manual included.

Available Qty: 1

LELO Tiani 2 Couples' Design Edition Remote-Controlled Vibrator (TOY AND CHARGER ONLY, UNUSED)

LELO Tiani 2 Couples’ Design Edition Remote-Controlled Vibrator (TOY AND CHARGER ONLY, UNUSED)

TIANI™ 2 is worn internally by women while having sex, and features LELO’s exclusive SenseMotion™ technology, which allows users to control the sensations during lovemaking through movements of the remote. Made from soft, flexible silicone it adds a fantastic option for adventurous bedroom play – a more fulfilling feeling for her and more intensity for him make it the best sex toy for couples to share bigger climaxes. Manual included.

LELO Tor 2 Vibrating Couples Ring (TOY AND CHARGER ONLY, UNUSED)

LELO Tor 2 Vibrating Couples Ring (TOY AND CHARGER ONLY, UNUSED)

A comfortable and perfectly-fitting vibrating couple’s ring worn by men when making love, TOR™ 2 enhances the sensations of sex for both partners. The fully-waterproof design also features an easy-to-use control interface and 6 stimulation modes, always delivering the most thrilling sensations in bedroom play. Manual included.

Lovely Vibrating Ring & App (ORIGINAL PACKAGING, UNUSED)

Lovely Vibrating Ring & App (ORIGINAL PACKAGING, UNUSED)

Lovely 2.0 is a vibrating ring with Desire-Sensing™ technology and app that learns what you and your partner enjoy in bed to give you personalized, sex-related Inspirations to satisfy your partner and yourself even more. Desire-Sensing™ technology learns what you enjoy in sex and inspires you to enjoy sex even more.
Free app for Android and iOS: receive personalized sex Inspirations to your smartphone after sex
Discover new and exciting positions, stimulation techniques and more
Talk more about sex: practice and advance your erotic communication skills
Control your Lovely 2.0 remotely from anywhere in the world
8 rumbly vibration patterns
Get a stronger and longer lasting erection, heightened sensitivity, and intensified orgasms from cock ring use
Depending on body type and position, vibrations can stimulate the testicles, perineum, or clitoris of the wearer or their partner
Learn how many calories you burned during sex
Body-safe silky smooth silicone; waterproof; wireless charging; 2 hour battery life, 60 days stand-by time

Available Qty: 1

OhMiBod Lovelife Share Vibrating Penis Ring (TOY AND CHARGER ONLY)

OhMiBod Lovelife Share Vibrating Penis Ring (TOY AND CHARGER ONLY)

Add more fun in the bedroom with the Lovelife Share vibrating ring. Whether using it together as a couple during sex or alone during masturbation, this stretchable soft vibrating ring is worn around the penis to facilitate longer lasting erections and more intense orgasms. An added benefit is that when it is worn during vaginal intercourse, the vibration can be felt on the clitoris.

Made with silky smooth body safe silicone, the penis rings stretches to fit around the penis, yet it is still snug enough so that it does not move around. It has an easy to use 1-button control, which is the heart on the side of the toy.

 Satisfyer Partner PLUS Couples Sex Toy (TOY AND CHARGER ONLY)

Satisfyer Partner PLUS Couples Sex Toy (TOY AND CHARGER ONLY)

Choose between 3 powerful vibration speeds and 7 vibration rhythms thanks to the dual motors. The Partner Plus has been designed to be worn in the vagina during P-in-V sex so partners can experience enhanced pleasure together. The ergonomic shape serves to increase pleasure and allows couples to bring variety and intensity to their love-making.

We-Vibe Sync (ORIGINAL PACKAGING, UNUSED)

We-Vibe Sync (ORIGINAL PACKAGING, UNUSED)

The We Vibe Sync is a powerful couples’ vibrator designed to be worn during penetrative sex. Adjustable for different body types, it comes with an app that allows you to play from anywhere in the world. 74.8 mm x 31.4 mm x 41.7 mm |
Body-Safe Silicone |
Rechargeable |
Waterproof

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Dildos

Blush Novelties Avant Pride P3 Beauty Petite Harness-Ready Suction Cup Silicone Dildo (TOY ONLY, UNUSED)

Blush Novelties Avant Pride P3 Beauty Petite Harness-Ready Suction Cup Silicone Dildo (TOY ONLY, UNUSED)

Introducing the gorgeous Pride by Avant P3 Beauty dildo. The Avant P3 Beauty’s petite size makes it an ideal choice for beginners. Each colorful Avant dildo is handmade by a select group of artisans.

Features:

Harness compatible,
Great for beginners,
Strong suction cup base,
Platinum cured silicone,
Non-porous, boilable, and easy to clean.
Dimensions:

5.5 inches total length; 5 inches insertable; 1.25 inch width

PleasureWorks Cadet (TOY ONLY)

PleasureWorks Cadet (TOY ONLY)

I’m going to level with you: I do not know if I ever tested this toy. I think I didn’t but, maybe I did? Either way, it has been boiled and is ready to go. NOTE: the current version of this toy has a bullet vibe cavity. This is NOT that version. Anyway, on with the show: Initiate all-new intimate adventures with the Cadet Silicone Dildo from Pleasure Works. Designed with meticulous attention to detail, the Cadet offers a curving, vein-textured shaft and a sculpted head for a highly realistic erotic experience. Substantially-sized and flexible, the Cadet provides a little extra girth, making it perfect for those who enjoy the sensation of fullness during their erotic play. The wide base makes it harness-compatible for strap-on play, and the waterproof construction makes for easy care and cleaning. Soft, supple and sizeable, the Cadet is an excellent addition to your amorous arsenal.

Available Qty: 1

The Realm Draken Dragon Dildo with Sword Handle Bundle (TOY AND HANDLE ONLY, UNUSED)

The Realm Draken Dragon Dildo with Sword Handle Bundle (TOY AND HANDLE ONLY, UNUSED)

Covered in “dragon-skin” texture, the Draken dildo features satin smooth silicone and a thick 2” girth. The dragon’s eyes and scales offer a super-stimulating experience. It’s great for any texture-lover or fantasy toy enthusiast.

The Realm Drago Lock On Handle inserts into Draken for sexy sword-waving fun. Or try using it with a partner for fantasy roleplay—the handle adds over 6” extra length to the dildo, for easier positioning.

With an attractive bronze coloration, the Realm Drago also boasts a spiraling ribbon texture down the shaft, making it simple to keep a steady grip. Two dragon heads emerge from either side of the hilt! Drago is also compatible with other Lock On dildos.

Tantus Sport (TOY ONLY, UNUSED)

Tantus Sport (TOY ONLY, UNUSED)

The ideal medium sized toy. Sleek with a head that is just enough, without being too much. Made of Tantus’ 100% Ultra-Premium Silicone. A perfect toy for strap-on harness play.

Safe For Your Body: Made from Tantus’ own unique formula of 100% Ultra-Premium Silicone
Easy To Clean: Eco-Friendly, Hypoallergenic, Hygienic, Boilable, Bleachable and Dishwasher Safe.

Diameter: 1.25″
Insertable Length: 5.5″

Available Qty: 1

Tantus Sport Long (TOY ONLY, UNUSED)

Tantus Sport Long (TOY ONLY, UNUSED)

Take Your Play To The Next Level!

The Sport Long Silicone G-Spot Dildo By Tantus is the ideal medium sized toy. Sleek with a head that is just enough, without being too much. The extra length allows you more stroke. Made of Tantus’ 100% Ultra-Premium Silicone. A perfect toy for strap-on harness play.

This hypoallergenic silicone toy is waterproof, for aquatic erotic play. The unique Ultra-Premium Silicone from Tantus is so easy to clean and maintain. Stick your non-tosic, phthalate-free odorless dildo in the dishwasher, or boil it to keep your toy clean and ready for a lifetime of fun! Diameter: 1.25″
Height: 8″
Insertable length: 7″

Available Qty: 1

Tantus Starter (TOY ONLY, UNUSED)

Tantus Starter (TOY ONLY, UNUSED)

A simple yet elegant beginner toy. The Starter is the perfect choice for a first toy or a toy you want to go slow with. Small and smooth, with a slight head and a 1” diameter, the Starter allows you to safely try a new experience and explore at your own pace.

Safe For Your Body: Made from Tantus’ own unique formula of 100% Ultra-Premium Dual Density Silicone
Easy To Clean: Eco-Friendly, Hypoallergenic, Hygienic, Boilable, Bleachable and Dishwasher Safe.

Diameter: 1″
Insertable length: 4.8″

Available Qty: 1

Tantus Warm Up (TOY ONLY, UNUSED)

Tantus Warm Up (TOY ONLY, UNUSED)

The Warm Up is a great starter dildo, plug, or pegging toy, perfect for warming up. The teardrop base allows for stability and directionality for either solo play or in a harness. Small but mighty, this versatile unisex toy offers tons of pleasure possibilities.

Harness compatible, safe for your body, and easy to clean.

Diameter: 1″ head, .75″ shaft

Insertable Length: 4.5″

Available Qty: 1

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Butt Stuff

Broad City Ass of an Angel Silicone Butt Plug (ORIGINAL PACKAGING, UNUSED- See note)

Broad City Ass of an Angel Silicone Butt Plug (ORIGINAL PACKAGING, UNUSED- See note)

NOTE: This plug is unused and in its original box. That box, however, is in rough shape because my partner opens boxes like a freaking animal. Broad City Ass of an Angel butt plug is smart, colorful and booty-ful for both, solo play or couple sexy time. The silicone sleekness of this plug respects your ass with its smooth, firm shape.

Made from body-safe, Phthalate and Latex-free silicone material this cute anal plug has traditional tapered shape and firm consistency.
Perfectly sized booty toy measures 5.5″ (14 cm) long, 5″ insertable, and offers its joyful 5″ girth (1.6″ diameter) for your back door pleasure.

Available Qty: 1

Njoy Pure Plug Stainless Steel Butt Plug- Medium (ORIGINAL PACKAGING, UNUSED)

Njoy Pure Plug Stainless Steel Butt Plug- Medium (ORIGINAL PACKAGING, UNUSED)

Cast in 316 medical grade stainless steel •
Hand polished to a mirror shine •
100% non-porous; can be sterilized by any means •
Holds heat and cold beautifully for fun temperature play •
Luxuriously smooth and shaped perfectly to the curves of the body •
Suitable for use with any type of lubricant •

Dimensions : 1.25″ Width, 2.5″ Insertable Length •
Weight : 7 oz

Tantus Perfect Plug Kit (NO PACKAGING, UNUSED)

Tantus Perfect Plug Kit (NO PACKAGING, UNUSED)

These do not have their packaging but they have NEVER BEEN USED. The Perfect Plug Kit is the perfect way to begin anal exploration. The slender Perfect Plug and the vibrating Perfect Plug Plus, feature smooth silicone surfaces with an irresistible velvety feel and are designed to hit all the sweet spots – and stay there.The Perfect Plug Plus includes a 3-Speed removable, waterproof vibrator. Perfect Plug:
Max Diameter: 3/4″
Insertable Length: 3 1/2″

Perfect Plug Plus:
Diameter: 1.2″
Insertable Length: 4″

Vibrator: 3 Speed Removable Waterproof Original Bullet, Uses 1 X 1.5V N Type Battery

Available Qty: 1

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Penises & Prostates

Blush Novelties Performance Prostimulator (ORIGINAL PACKAGING, UNUSED)

Blush Novelties Performance Prostimulator (ORIGINAL PACKAGING, UNUSED)

Prostimulator is designed for precise P-Spot stimulation. Prostimulator palpitates your erogenous zones with 10 vibration settings: Five vibrating speeds and five pulse patterns. The vibrating unit is removable and can be used separately or in conjunction with the silicone component. It can be 2 toys in one! Smooth to the touch and silent to the ear, Prostimulator transfers vibration throughout the unit helping the user achieve intense orgasms. Made of pure body safe silicone, Prostimulator can be boiled for sensual temperature play and hygiene as long as the removable vibrating unit is first removed. Requires 1 AAA battery. Sold separately. Length: 5.5 inches.Insertable Length: 3.7 inches.Width: 1.3 inches.

Hot Octopuss Jett (ORIGINAL PACKAGING, UNUSED)

Hot Octopuss Jett (ORIGINAL PACKAGING, UNUSED)

Find your frequency with the world’s first customisable Guybrator™
Get ready for an incredible, unique experience with JETT. This penis vibrator is the first of its kind with Treble and Bass Technology™, putting you in control of endless combinations of its intense Treble and rumbly Bass vibrations. JETT will have you begging for an encore in no time.

Available Qty: 1

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Kegels & Dilators

Blush Wellness Silicone Dilator Kit (UNOPENED, UNUSED)

Blush Wellness Silicone Dilator Kit (UNOPENED, UNUSED)

The Wellness Silicone Dilator Set is carefully crafted for your comfort. Each vaginal dilator in this affordable 4-piece kit features a straight shape and rounded tip to avoid cervical irritation. With 4 differently sized dilators, starting at only 0.5 inches width, the Wellness Set lets you start small and move upward in size whenever you feel ready.

These dilators’ heart-shaped bases are a cute, playful touch! Plus, the satin smooth silicone feels luxurious to the touch. Use with your favorite quality water-based lubricant for easier insertion. Made of 100% platinum cured silicone, the Wellness Dilator Set is hypoallergenic, non-porous, and easy to clean.
SIZE OPTIONS:
Dilator #1: 0.5 Inch Width x 3.5 Inch Length
Dilator #2: 0.75 Inch Width x 4.75 Inch Length
Dilator #3: 1 Inch Width x 5.5 Inch Length
Dilator #4: 1.25 Inch Width x 6 Inch Length

Available Qty: 1

Blush Novelties Wellness 3-Step Progressive Kegel Training Kit (UNOPENED, UNUSED)

Blush Novelties Wellness 3-Step Progressive Kegel Training Kit (UNOPENED, UNUSED)

The Wellness Kegel Training Kit delivers a fully customized strengthening routine. This complete set includes six balls, progressively weighted in pairs from 0.6 ounces to 1.8 ounces. The satin smooth silicone balls can be used alone or in pairs, for a total of nine possible weight combinations.

VERSATILE – 9 Possible Weight Combinations, for a Personalized Routine
STRENGTHEN – Stronger Pelvic Muscles for Better Control and Enhanced Pleasure
INSTRUCTIONS – Kegel Ball How To Guide Included
PEACE OF MIND – Made of Satin Smooth, Platinum Cured Silicone. Contains No Fragrances, Phthalates, Paraffins, or Latex
WEIGHT – Light Purple Balls = 0.6 oz.; Medium Purple Balls = 1.3 oz.; Dark Purple Balls = 1.8 oz.
SIZE: Length 6.25 inches, insertable length 3.25 inches, width 1.25 inches

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Massage Oil & Lube 

Bijoux Indiscrets Slow Sex Clitoral Balm (UNOPENED AND SEALED)

Bijoux Indiscrets Slow Sex Clitoral Balm (UNOPENED AND SEALED)

A warming-effect balm that will take you to climax! Enjoy super intense sensations during your sexual encounters with Slow Sex Clitoral Balm – a warming-effect balm exclusively designed for the clit. Fast absorption provides an instant warming effect, and it contains ginseng and arginine which heighten sensitivity and sensations for the ultimate pleasure experience.

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Bijoux Indiscrets Slow Sex Full Body Massage (UNOPENED AND SEALED)

Bijoux Indiscrets Slow Sex Full Body Massage (UNOPENED AND SEALED)

Touch, caress and glide across their entire body. Be creative and use more than just hands in your next erotic massage. Slow Sex Full Body Massage is a silicone gel that leaves skin silky smooth, perfect for body-on-body fun. Use your chest or glutes to glide over your partner and… don’t be shy when you reach their intimate area! It is 100% compatible with genitals.

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Sliquid Organics Stimulating O Gel (UNOPENED AND SEALED)

Sliquid Organics Stimulating O Gel (UNOPENED AND SEALED)

Sliquid Organics Stimulating O Gel is a 100% vegan friendly clitoral stimulating lubricant. Created with naturally derived ingredients, this gel is will really get you going! Sliquid O Gel is L-Arginine free, and is formulated with natural stimulating ingredients, including Peppermint Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, and Menthol. L-Arginine is commonly used in other clit-stim products, though it has been shown to increase the likelihood of outbreaks for those previously affected by herpes. Peppermint Oil and Menthol are natural vasodilators, which when applied topically will bring blood to the surface, increasing arousal and stimulation. Almond Oil creates a delicate and super smooth lubricating texture, allowing O Gel to glide on effortlessly. Sliquid O Gel is then blended with organic botanical extracts to heal and soothe your most delicate tissues, while taking your arousal level to new heights!

Sliquid Spark Menthol-Infused Silicone Lubricant (UNOPENED AND SEALED)

Sliquid Spark Menthol-Infused Silicone Lubricant (UNOPENED AND SEALED)

Sliquid Spark is a pharmaceutical grade silicone personal lubricant, and is Sliquid’s Premium silicone formulation infused with menthol. Super long-lasting and 100% waterproof, it is the perfect choice for those who need a lubricant to last. Made from an ultra concentrated blend of pharmaceutical grade silicones, Sliquid Naturals Spark will last for hours

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Überlube Luxury Silicone Lubricant 50mL (UNOPENED AND SEALED)

Überlube Luxury Silicone Lubricant 50mL (UNOPENED AND SEALED)

High performance, long lasting, fantastic finish. Your premium lubricant for over 10 years. Recommended by top physicians.

Instead of just being slippery, Überlube is designed to transfer sensation while reducing friction. Überlube feels amazingly silky and performs as long as you’re using it.

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Bubble Love (ORIGINAL PACKAGING)

Bubble Love (ORIGINAL PACKAGING)

This one is a deep cut! Who else remembers Bubble Love, the product that was designed to suction itself to the bottom of your tub for bath time masturbation?! Here’s a description:

Bubble Love is a handheld bubble jet that is submersible in 6-28 inches of water, and is ergonomically designed. The user is able to easily control the intensity of their underwater massage. The toy uses a combination of air and water delivery to produce a non-mechanical massage.The jet is fully adjustable using a dial, and a suction cup allows the toy to be used hands free.

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CLONE-A-WILLY Make Your Own Vibrating Silicone Dildo - Light Skin Tone (UNOPENED)

CLONE-A-WILLY Make Your Own Vibrating Silicone Dildo – Light Skin Tone (UNOPENED)

Make an EXACT vibrating silicone replica of ANY penis, safely & easily in the comfort of your own home. Clone-A-Willy’s medically tested molding gel captures incredible lifelike detail, making it the most personalized sex toy on the planet. Fun & Easy to do! Uses one AA battery, not included.

Liberator Axis Magic Wand Toy Mount (CUSHION AND COVER ONLY)

Liberator Axis Magic Wand Toy Mount (CUSHION AND COVER ONLY)

Experience a whole new level of hands-free delight with the expertly designed Axis Magic Wand Toy Mount. Part supportive positioning aid, part sex toy holder, this Shape is crafted to offer you complete control and freedom while using the Hitachi Magic Wand massager. With no assembly required, the Axis is constructed so that you can experience the freedom to explore with yourself and even with a partner. To use, simply push your Magic Wand, Doxy, or Le Wand (really, most large wand-style vibrators will work)into the open ended slot, leaving its head out, and pull the cord through other end to plug in. To increase speed and intensity of your wand there’s even a window to see and access the control panel. This versatile Shape also adds great support and works ideally while laying down with your hips slightly curved over the toy, or while standing at the side of the bed. For even more intense pleasure, try leaning over the toy and using the Shape for added comfort. With or without the wand, you can experience deeper penetration and angles for increased stimulation all while feeling completely comfortable. Measurement in inches: 20L x 20W x 7H

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