The holiday spirit is high here at Liberator, so we decided to give you our Christmas Eve gift early this year! Enjoy our original parody of the classic Christmas poem, “A Visit from St. Nicholas,” for a quick, naughty giggle.
A Visit from St. Dick
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and there wasn’t much noise
But something was stirring – particularly, my loins;
I peered to my left where my wife lay in bed,
And thought to myself, “I’d sure love some head!”
I woke her up gently with a kiss on the lips,
She responded in kind by grinding her hips;
So horny, I mounted her face in a hurry,
And my sweet elf’s mouth got to sucking with fury;
She jingled by balls as a holiday treat,
So I gave her the gift of my hands on her teat;
When the Mrs. used her throat on my thick candy cane,
Like a strong winter flurry, I violently came;
It’s the season for giving, and I did return the favor,
Her juices so sweet, I devoured the flavor;
To gain better access, I brought out our Wedge,
Then placed her hips at the top of the ledge;
In this new position, I could see both her holes,
Then it became apparent what move would steal the show;
I played with her asshole since my lady loves anal,
And when the clock struck twelve she was singing like an angel;
We went to sleep soundly but when morning had risen,
I noticed both our mouths still had a hint of last night’s glisten;
The sight made me eager for another go,
So I made my way downstairs to grab the mistletoe.