Looking to add more love to your love nest? Sex furniture puts sex on the table rather than inside the bedside table, sparking plenty of spur-of-the-moment romps and making those romps especially satisfying! But sex furniture can be more than a stellar sexual aid; positioning pillows and other items with chic designs also bring more flair to your space.
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Black Label Prelude Bench
With a textured lambskin leather appearance and maple wood feet, even I’m shocked this bench was built with bondage in mind, and its sales pay my bills. This chic bench hides a series of restraint clips beneath it, so lovers can get tied up in sexy S&M scenes without making a trip to their local sex dungeon. It’s not just the kinky who will get a kick out of this sex bench, though. The Black Label Prelude Bench provides full-body support and an ideal platform for any position your heart desires, or even a sensual massage. While this bench may look great at the foot of your bed, this concept isn’t totally without fault as your bed will probably get jealous.
Kiss Wedge
The Kiss Wedge blends in seamlessly in playful, modern interior design schemes. With a pop-art aesthetic, this lip-shaped sex wedge will receive just as many compliments (if not more!) as your other funky accent pillows. What admirers won’t realize, however, is just how fun this pillow gets in function. The Kiss Wedge creates an ideal angle for down-there makeout sessions by elevating the hips so you can better kiss your lover’s lower lips. Feel free to have a quickie before your friends come over; I swear I’ll keep my lips sealed.
Flip Ramp
An ottoman by day and a sex ramp by night, the Flip Ramp feeds cravings for stunning style and devious acts simultaneously. This jazzy stool transforms into a sex pillow with a curved incline once flipped open, opening up a whole new world of position possibilities with it. You don’t even have to open up the Flip Ramp to experience its salacious side, though; its square form also boasts naughty benefits when placed on the bed, acting as an elevator that helps couples bridge height gaps.
Zeppelin Lounger
Sex on the Zeppelin Lounger is as close as you can get to making love on a cloud. This oversized bean bag is large enough to support two lovers and cozy enough to make post-sex cuddling just as enticing as the main event. But one man’s sex sofa is another man’s lounging spot; at least that’s the case with the Zeppelin Lounger. The couch has a casual-cool appearance that won’t look awry in your living room. Better yet, its removable, machine-washable cover means you can use this lounger as a hangout spot for your pals without feeling guilty about it.
Whirl
The Whirl masquerades itself as a contemporary bolster pillow, but it has a few sexy secrets up its sleeve (and inside its lining!) Its oblong shape lends well to the rocking and rolling movements of sex, allowing this positioning pillow to move with the motion of your ocean. Perfect for the kink-inclined, two D-ring clips are hidden within the Whirl’s sides for a side of bondage whenever the mood strikes. Available in a variety of diverse hues to match your bedroom’s color scheme, the Whirl helps you get down and dirty while leaving visitors none the wiser.
Heart Wedge
With an adorable heart shape and amazing angle, the Heart Wedge is the perfect pillow for both romantic nights and romantic room aesthetics. Designed with deep penetration and G-spot stimulation in mind, this mighty wedge makes missionary and doggy even sweeter. A more petite version of the classic Wedge, the Heart Wedge also allows you to bring its benefits on the go without getting any side-eye from airport security. If you’re a fan of cutesy decorative pieces and steamy sex alike, you’ll surely fall in love with the Heart Wedge.
Some people obsess over fresh interior design finds, while others’ thoughts are consumed with trying out new sex positions. For those of us who daydream about both, there’s Liberator sex furniture and positioning pillows. The above pieces (plus other styles!) will have you coming hard at noon and having afternoon tea with the neighbors at noon-thirty.
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