Large Penis Sex Hacks
Congratulations! Looks like you caught yourself a big one! A penis so large it defies medical science. For some, the pursuit of the celebrity sized cock is an all-consuming passion. Sadly, after starring in Deep Impact, Anaconda and Free Willy, this giant wonder in now living is seclusion. Every so often, rumors emerge of its existence but all photographic evidence too muddled for confirmation. But trust me, the penis of epic proporations is very real. I’m talking about an existence so hair-raising that it can make a girl wince & grab at the thought of a chance encounter.
And It’s This BIIIIGGG!
Having a stupendous schmeckel sounds great in theory but when it comes to actually putting it in there, not so much. Yes, a vagina is flexible and stretchy enough to accommodate a baby, it does not mean it can take a repeated pounding from something resembling a third leg. The thought of “you’re putting that in this?” can create decidedly unsexy thoughts. All that anxiety and anticipation that comes from trying to handle a big one can suck all the pleasure out of your ‘big night.’
Have no worries—for every Goliath, there is a David. Here are a few large penis sex hacks for smooth sailing.
Great Expectations
Having expectations can sometimes lead to disappointment. When working with a mammoth-member, it can feel like you assembling Ikea furniture rather than engaging in a spontaneous sex act. The most helpful tool for, uh, handling a big tool, is being aware of your expectations about what makes sex look “good”. If you are having a challenge in working with a large penis, don’t be coy about including toys with massive amount of foreplay.
Be the Master of Breath
A tense body can instantly zap arousal, pleasure, and intimacy. The key to savoring every moment…I mean inch…is through conscious breathing. But you don’t have to stress out about it because this exercise does not require a gym membership—only your willingness to relax and just breath.
You can make the tension or anxiety of sex with a large penis dissolve with some simple breathing exercises. To begin–take one deep breath through your nose rather than the mouth. Breath in until you cannot fill the lungs anymore. See, doesn’t that feel better already. Now try imagining that you are sending that breath to different parts of your body. Let the air flow from the top of your head to the tip of your fingers to your heart center down toward the vagina. Fill the body with air and then slowly release.
A Lot of Lube Will Do You
Lube! The not-so-secret-sauce that keeps your love canal singing no matter what the penis size. A quality lube can make or break a special night together. So, you don’t want to be stingy when taking ‘Krull: The Warrior King.’ Apply it all over your goodie basket and all over his penis. Doing this will lessen that rawness you can sometimes experience after sex.
Grow your Toy Collection
Vibrators and dildos are essential tools for relaxing and dilating the vaginal muscles. If you haven’t tried it before, toys such as the Vixen Maverick, or the Large Vincent by Liberator Erotic GlassWorks will help limber up and warm up your precious muscles. Sex toys can also give you an element of control too. Having an orgasm first has a relaxing effect. And once you’ve gotten off once, you are more likely ready, willing, and able to try for round number two with his large penis.
Easy Rides for Cowgirls
How are you with being on top? For the sake of comfort, you’ll be on top a lot. In dealing with a large penis, I’ve found by starting out on top makes it easier for insertion. Riding him also gives you more control over the depth and speed during penetration. And it won’t make you feel like you skinned your cooch when things get wild. It can also help to loosen you up enough to eventually shift into other positions.
A Little Help from Our Friends
Adding a Liberator Shape like the Wedge or Hipster can add a lot of leverage and comfort while you’re on top. The Wedge elevates his hips, and provides you with a manageable angle and lets you pilot his jumbo jet into the hanger. Also, you can rest your calves over the top of it and use it for leverage. That way you get more up and down movement with less work.
You may also want to consider adding the Whirl. This Shapes rolls with you and prevents you from straining your muscles as much to get rocking and rolling.
Position Possibilities
Controlling your lover’s penetrative dive is all about finding a position that is comfortable for you. If you are not comfortable being on top, you can try using the missionary position. The trick with this position is not to spread wide open, but instead, keep your thighs and knees together which make the vagina around the penis have less depth but more intense stimulation.
Another great way of managing a Whopping Wally is to use the same closed leg technique for a modified doggy style position. Using the Wedge or Whirl, just under the hips, allows him to enter from behind with the angling directed towards your clitoris.
Enjoy More than Just the Meat
Try making P-in-V penetration the dessert, or even the appetizer, rather than the main course. By this I mean, start or finish with some intense mutual masturbation. Or maybe some manual or oral stimulation, or a game of Parcheesi—whatever turns you on. Introducing toys into the mix that will get your vagina all exciting and ready for penetration.
Open Your Mouth
If your sexual fantasies take you to that scene in Fast Times at Ridgemont High or a segment from Naked High School Honey’s, it probably does not involve saying stuff like “Ouch, take that thing out” or “We need to stop for a break” or “Please don’t wail on my vagina like it is a Guitar Hero controller.” As much as it may interfere with our fantasies, talking about what you are feeling and needing at that moment is probably the most effective tool in the colossal cock arsenal.
Using your mouth—to communicate!—is key to adjusting angles, changing positions, or adding more lube. All of these things will make having sex with a huge dong, a huge bonus. If all else fails, just use your mouth to suck it.
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