Hair is a very personal matter, be it on your scalp or your body. A fresh haircut can make you feel like a new person or mark the start of a new life chapter (who hasn’t gone through, or at least heard of, the breakup haircut?) Many view hairstyling as a form of self-expression, and this blue-haired gal would agree!
But sometimes, hairstyles are more of an unconscious reflection of who we are than an intentional declaration. For instance, you likely aren’t paying much thought to how your personality is perceived when grooming your pubes, but that doesn’t necessarily mean your pubic hairstyle doesn’t have meaning!
You are the chillest of the chill. Haters say you’re lazy, but that doesn’t bother you, mostly because not much really bothers you. Carefree and uncomplicated, you’re more than happy to go with the flow and roll with life’s punches. You’re unapologetically yourself and—let’s be honest—probably a little bit of a hippie.
The epitome of casual-cool, those who trim are all about balance. While you understand the importance of making a good impression, appearances aren’t the be-all-end-all for you. Easygoing and relaxed but not to the point of sloppiness, you’re the pal people turn to when they’re looking for some lighthearted conversation over a couple of beers without having to worry about any drama or bar fights breaking out over the course of the evening. You know how to hang, but you also have your shit together.
Sharp and sophisticated, you feel strongly about aesthetic appeal and spare no effort or expense in cultivating and maintaining your personal style. You enjoy the finer things in life and have an appreciation not just for quality but for presentation. Some may call you high maintenance, but you simply expect others to match your efforts. You know your worth and won’t settle for anything less than what you deserve.
If you take the time to maintain your pubes but ignore your backdoor completely, it’s safe to say you’re a bit of a wild card. You do whatever you want, whenever you want, and can’t nobody convince you to stray from your convictions. The mullet of pubic hairstyles, it doesn’t really know what it wants to be. Similarly, your desires change on a whim, and you have an impulsive nature that brings the party wherever you go.
Those who choose to go bald pride themselves on being polished but don’t see the need to dedicate all their time to achieving their put-together look. Why waste valuable minutes evening out your trim or shaping when you could grab some wax strips or run your razor over everything at once? All about efficiency, you’re probably the type of person who has a standing desk and uses their lunch break to run errands.
No matter what your pubic hairstyle of choice is, the important thing is that you wear it with pride. All pubes are good pubes, even when there are no pubes present to speak of (looking at you, bare babes!)
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