Have you ever watched a film, or perhaps a TV show, and loved it SO much that you felt compelled to continue the story? If that urge sounds familiar, welcome to fan fiction.
For the uninitiated, fan fiction is ‘fiction written by a fan’. Some fan fiction is innocent, and driven by story alone, but not all of it is, and that’s where people’s creativity really comes into play.
I LOVE fan fiction. More often than not fans get it more spot on than the actual writers on the show (Destiel… I’m looking at YOU Supernatural writers!), and it’s amazing to delve into the minds of fans to see what they come up with.
Fan fiction is often dirty – as the deepest, darkest fantasies of the fans are immortalised on paper or screen, and unwritten stories come to life – but who out there gets the most creative online? BDSM specialists and sex toy retailers, UberKinky, got curious; which is the dirtiest fandom of them all?
Top three dirtiest fandoms
After a deep and very dirty dive into the world of fan fiction, numbers were crunched to discover which fandom out there, across film and television, is the filthiest. We looked into some of the most popular and long-standing TV and movie favourites over the years and examined everything from language used to how many times the subjects had an orgasm.
So, who takes the dirty cake home?
- Sex and the City
Top five in television
- Sex and the City
- The Big Bang Theory
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Let’s cover the small screen first. It’s unsurprising to see Sex and the City top this list. During its tenure, the series catapulted the Rabbit vibrator to fame and turned it into a pop culture sensation. Friends may shock some, although 10 years of watching six close friends is bound to kick the imagination into overdrive. And those who are familiar with the long-running series won’t be surprised to see Supernatural in the top three; whose fandom is home to numerous ships (where fans root for two characters) and passionate shippers.
Top five in film
- Star Wars
- James Bond
- Harry Potter
When it comes to the silver screen, the results may surprise you… X-Men has long been seen as a staple in the comic book world, with the characters more concerned with saving the world than boning one another. Twilight will shock no one – it is the series that inspired Fifty Shades of Grey, after all. And as for Star Wars… Is nothing sacred anymore?
A fan fiction’s true worth should be measured in orgasms, whether realistic or not. But how often did our lucky characters reach the Big O?
Most common dirty words
I’m getting a little hot under the collar just thinking about it all… That’s not all UberKinky discovered. Head over to their dirty fan fiction insights to find out a little more.