Thanksgiving isn’t traditionally thought of as a sexy holiday, but that doesn’t mean you can’t make it one! All the ingredients for a full day of freaky fun are there—all you have to do is put them together!
Thanksgiving Day Parade
Start Turkey Day off on the right foot by getting (un)dressed for the occasion. Take inspiration from elaborately designed floats by adorning your body with your most show-stopping skivvies and strut your stuff around the house for a visual treat that Macy’s simply can’t beat.
After staring at your scantily clad body all morning, your partner will be dying for a taste by the time you’re ready to get the day’s dishes started. Cooking a feast for two means you’ll probably have plenty of ingredients left over, so why not put them to good use? Enjoy dessert before dinner by drizzling chocolate sauce or placing whipped cream on food-safe erogenous zones and take turns slowly licking the sweets off each other.
The big game is on, and spirits are high. You know what that means—it’s time to score! Set the mood by putting on your favorite football jersey and nothing else. Place bets throughout the game and have the winner cash in on them for sexual favors at halftime, where you can put on a performance that would put the Superbowl Halftime Show to shame!
With tryptophan in your system and no doubt indulgent wine pairings, too, you’ll probably be feeling pretty lethargic. Lean into that relaxed vibe and have a naked snuggle with your pumpkin pie while recounting the day’s erotic events. If the convo gets you worked up again, enjoy a lazy lay by having sex on your side!
Wishing you all a happy Thanksgiving with an extra side of stuffing!