I’ll go ahead and admit this upfront: I’m not an anal master. My butt has only been host to a couple of small plugs (I’m a sucker for aesthetically pleasing sex toys, and the jewels and bunny tails always draw me in) and the occasional very lucky cock once in a blue moon. So my outlook upon being gifted the b-Vibe Vibrating Jewel Plug (M/L size) was equal parts “omg, this plug is so cute” and “sure, why not?”. Never before has my raven-like attraction to shiny objects rewarded me so richly.
Let’s start with the plug’s merits outside of my butthole. It’s beautiful. The Medium/Large size I have is entirely black, which pleases my goth sensibilities, while the massive matching jewel on the back pleases my girly ones. It has a soft, velvety texture and a satisfying heft and weight that makes it feel solid and speaks well of its quality. It came in a cute little blue and black carrying case, complete with a little how-to guide for all the delicious ways the plug can be used. It has a wireless remote with intuitive instructions and a magnetic charger that clips onto it while it’s not in use. So far, so good.
Down to Booty Business
I ran into some problems using the plug at first, admittedly due to a combination of user error and overestimation of my own elasticity. This Medium/Large Vibrating Jewel Plug is a very thick boy, which definitely has its merits, but if you’re an idiot like me and think *spit will be enough for your butt stuffing, please save yourself the chafing and just buy some damn lube.
*A NOTE FROM THE EDITOR: Please never use spit as lube, especially when it comes to the booty. Check out our lube guide to make a smart slippery decision!)
The first time I used the b-Vibe Vibrating Jewel Plug, I got all of its considerable girth inside me before realizing that I had not charged it. My partner and I tried to continue without the vibration, but he didn’t enjoy the way he could feel the plug through me, and we ended up taking it out.
Luckily, the second attempt with the toy fully charged was much more successful. Plug charged up and lube in hand, I came at the task with renewed excitement and was definitely not disappointed. Once I turned on the power of the plug and my butthole alike, the vibrations hit, and I melted. I saw stars. I became an incoherent puddle of pleasure, and the sex my partner and I had that night was truly some of the best I’ve had in years. It left us both shaken and giggling afterward like teenagers after their first orgasm.
Butt Plug Benefits
The b-Vibe Vibrating Jewel Plug can be controlled both manually and via its remote control, so you or your partner can have fun turning it—and yourself—on and off. Both the remote and the plug also have travel locks to prevent those awkward “Is my phone ringing? Oh NO,” moments.
The charger is easy to use and magnetic, with an indicator light for when charging is complete, which takes the guesswork out of it, so you aren’t left half-satisfied by a plug you thought had enough juice to make it to the finish line. The body-safe silicone plug is also easy to clean. b-Vibe recommends using toy cleaner, but warm water and soap worked fine for me.
In short, this plug is great for those who practice butt stuff casually (though novices may want to opt for the Small/Medium version) as well as those who are booty play veterans. And it’s not just cute—it’s incredibly effective. I highly advise you to buy the Vibrating Jewel Plug and let it turn you into happy, horny Jell-O.